ME: Hello, [WRITER]. This is Rey from Reybee. You requested tickets to [BAND]’s show tomorrow night?
WRITER: Who is this?
M: It’s Rey from Reybee.
W: Who?
M: Rey from Reybee? You emailed me about tickets to [BAND]’s show tomorrow night in [CITY]…
W: What band? Why are you calling me?
M: You requested tickets to [BAND]’s show. You said they were one of your favorite bands and it would be, and I quote, a dream to cover [BAND] for [NEWSPAPER]. Did you not write that?
W: I have so many favorite bands. What kind of music do they play?
M: Listen, if they’re not your favorite band and you don’t know who I am or why I’m calling, then I’m assuming this was a mistaken request.
W: Wait, man… But [WRONG BAND] is my favorite band… So yes, I want to go! Can you put me down plu….
M: [interrupting] I’m not talking about [WRONG BAND]. Forget it, man… I think you were confused when you sent me the request.
W: But [ANOTHER WRONG BAND] are my favorite band, man… Give me a second… [coughs]… This herb is too strong.
M: Well, you obviously have the right band if you’re stoned off your gourd, but call me when you sober up?
W: Who is this again?
M: Officer Wiggum… and we’re doing a random marijuana checkpoint…
W: Oh shittttt… [click]
and in case you’re wondering if it’s real, here’s my notes that I transcribed during the call: